Bill Murray as Carl Spackler
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Caddyshack Quotes
Carl Spackler: Oh
Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet
you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around
my...
Ty Webb: You take
drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every
day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then
what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I
don't know.
Sandy: I want you to
kill every gopher on the course!
Carl Spackler: Check
me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up
and throw away the key...
Sandy: Gophers, ya
great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We
can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.
Carl
Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to
become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in
the hole! It's in the hole!
Carl
Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man,
free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this
case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like
the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence
and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Caddyshack Cast
Chevy Chase as Ty
Webb
Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik
Ted Knight as Judge Elihu Smails
Michael O'Keefe as Danny Noonan
Bill Murray as Carl Spackler
Sarah Holcomb as Maggie O'Hooligan
Scott Colomby as Tony D'Annunzio
Cindy Morgan as Lacey Underall
Dan Resin as Dr. Beeper
Henry Wilcoxon as Bishop Pickering
Albert Salmi as Mr. Noonan
Elaine Aiken as Mrs. Noonan
John F. Barmon, Jr. as Spaulding Smails
Lois Kibbee as Mrs. Smails
Brian Doyle-Murray as Lou Loomis
Jackie Davis as Smoke Porterhouse
Hamilton Mitchell as Motormouth
Chuck Rodent as Mr. Gopher
